If Players Had No Hands is a video released on ExplodingTNT's channel. In this video, we find out what would happen if players had no hands.
Description[]
Imagine if you had to play Minecraft without arms in the game. It would pretty much limit you from doing all the important things we need to do to survive. Let's see what Minecraft would really be like if hands were removed for players...
What would you do if you had to play Minecraft without hands?
Plot[]
The video begins with Creeper321448, two of his friends, and a creeper showing each other their items that they found after mining for 3 days. The player shows them diamonds, the other player shows them lapis lazuli, and Creeper321448 shows them emeralds. When it is the creeper's turn, he realizes that he does not have hands. This causes Creeper321448 and his friends to laugh and insult him on how he got nothing after mining for 3 hours before they leave. The creeper claims that it isn't his fault as he can't mine without arms before he walks into the plains biome.
While walking around, he comes across the Mojang Office before he comes up with an idea. He goes inside to ask Notch if they can have arms because it is unfair as he wants to mine. When Notch hears his question about creepers with arms, he starts laughing while telling him that he will never do that as he'll do anything over that. When the creeper becomes confused over what Notch said, he asks him to remove human arms instead. However, Notch tells him that he didn't say anything, so the creeper has him watch an instant replay of Notch telling the creeper that he will do anything over that. After the creeper asks Notch if he is a liar, Notch agrees with the creeper and decides to remove human arms. Once that is done, Notch, who now has no arms, tells the creeper that he wasn't lying. The creeper thanks him for being a man of his words and wishes him luck before he leaves the Mojang Office. Right after the creeper leaves, Notch calls the creeper stupid and decides to add hands back, but when he goes to his computer to revert the changes, he is unable to use his computer due to him having no arms. Realizing this, Notch screams out of rage.
Failboat is at a diving board of a swimming pool without arms knowing that he may not have arms, but can still swim. When he looks down at the swimming pool, he thinks he can swim before he decides to do it as nothing can stop him right as he jumps into the water. However, as soon as he is underwater, he screams for help as he cannot swim. A lifeguard without arms sees this and jumps into the water to save him, but cannot swim up and screams for help along with Failboat. Just then, Purple Shep, who is also underwater, tells him that he can swim without arms. When the lifeguard asks Purple Shep if he can save them because they are going to drown, Purple Shep rejects his request and instead wants to stick his head in a toaster as he flies out of the swimming pool, leaving Failboat and the lifeguard trapped underwater as they scream for help.
ExplodingTNT is looking around in a plains biome without arms admiring the nice day when he sees a creeper approaching him. He tries to get inside a wooden house for safety, but due to him having no arms, he cannot open the door to get inside. He then begs for his life as the creeper approaches him, but when the creeper stops in front of ExplodingTNT, he does not explode. Instead, the creeper tells him to not worry as he looks like them now without the arms and that they should be friends known as the armless brothers. 6 hours later, ExplodingTNT is at another house with creepers telling them a story about they are already dead when they're a zombie as the creepers laugh at the story. The creeper then tells ExplodingTNT that they are now friends with no more killing as they look so similar and even get married. However, ExplodingTNT tells the creeper that they're a little too short for him, causing the creepers to gang up on him and explode, destroying the house and killing him.
A player disguised as a pencil looks up at the camera and introduces themself as a pencil that will erase their soul as he laughs evilly.
ExplodingTNT is in a desert biome talking about how everyone is complaining but is fine now as no hands won't stop him. While looking around, Failboat comes up and asks him if he recorded a video with ExplodingTNT telling him that he is about to start. However, due to him not having arms, he is not able to pick up the camera on the ground and record a video. This causes ExplodingTNT to leave to become a Roblox YouTuber now.
Failboat is running around in circles while hating the update as he can't do anything and needs to craft something. Just then, a cow comes up and tells him that instead of using hands, he should use his head to bang it on blocks. Failboat asks him about that ridiculous question of him banging his head on a nearby tree before the cow tells him that he can. Failboat thanks the cow as he can now make items before he goes to the tree to cut it down. The cow calls him an idiot assumes that he is going to kill himself as he can't believe that he fell for it as he watches Failboat bang his head on the tree. As the cow insults him, Failboat comes back to tell him that he was right as he cut the tree with his head and crafted his item as he shows him a bucket. After a while of staring, Failboat chases down the cow for his milk which also attracts the "He needs some milk" Pig, ending the video.
Trivia[]
- When the creeper approaches ExplodingTNT at the wooden house, the word "human" is crossed out and replaced with "mouse".